Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
Yet another Abbington appreciation post
Star Trek (2009) | Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
I get it. You’re self-concious. I understand, but you have no reason to be. All I was gonna say is don’t suck in your stomach so much. It makes you look nervous and, frankly, a little constipated.