eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via buzzzcuts)

thornymisha:

Misha shows the crowd a video of his daughter from earlier that day. Apparently Maison has been saying “Misha Collins” gleefully around the house, not quite understanding what the words mean. -Njcon 2014

jamiebearfancypants:

Jensen singing “Eye of the Tiger” at NJcon.

New favourite joke:

mixedboywasted:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

humor blog

(via unlawfully)

benedictunicorn:

Yet another Abbington appreciation post

Star Trek (2009) | Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

(Source: keptyn)

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via pizza)

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I get it. You’re self-concious. I understand, but you have no reason to be. All I was gonna say is don’t suck in your stomach so much. It makes you look nervous and, frankly, a little constipated.

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